Tie a noose-like knot with your lace.
Slide it through the small opening of the car door.
Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car.
TUMBLR: TEACHING EVERYDAY PEOPLE HOW TO BREAK INTO CARS SINCE 2007
reblogging for future references
SO WE WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND WE STOPPED AT STARBUCKS ON OUR WAY HOME AND I ORDERED AND THEY ASKED ME MY NAME AND I SAID “LORD VOLDEMORT” AND ONCE IT WAS READY
I SHIT YOU NOT
THE LADY SAID
“TALL VANILLA FRAPPUCINO FOR THE DARK LORD”
someone put this on a t-shirt
the education system is so fucking corrupt people become depressed over school, heck some people commit suicide over school yet the schooling system only gives a shit about the grades you get. your feelings aren’t appreciated and you’re told to do your work to get your mind off things. it really needs to change, you can’t work when you feel like shit and want to die.
i bet a lot of dinosaurs did really cute stuff like play around and roll around on the ground and catch flies in the air and sneeze and bump into stuff and fall down and play in the water and snuggle up close to each other when they were cold
i want more people to imagine them as just regular animals